Shot In The Dark: Hear The Horsemen

April 04, 2006

Hear The Horsemen

On the other hand, perhaps apocalypse is right around the corner:

An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

I suppose if they could make Courtney Love look classy, anything's possible...

Posted by Mitch at April 4, 2006 06:18 PM | TrackBack

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Sorry, Rajeevnath, but there's about nineteen thousand elements to casting a role more important than finding a rough lookalike. Like, say, acting talent. After seeing some of Paris's "scenes," I don't think she can even pull off a convincing blowjob.

See also John Michael Higgins playing Dave Letterman.

(For the looking alike not being enough part, not for another example of an unconvincing blowjob.)

Posted by: Beeeej at April 4, 2006 04:35 PM

Hey, Courtney is HOT. Out of her gourd, definately. Crazy, whatever.... but HOT. Classy? What does that have to do with it?

Posted by: jackscrow at April 4, 2006 09:52 PM

The only believable part of that guy's story is that he decided to cast Paris Hilton in a movie after seeing her picture on the computer.

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at April 4, 2006 10:39 PM

I can see Paris/Teresa now: Bending over s small starving child in a gutter of Calcutter (sorry) "That's hot!"

Posted by: Kermit at April 5, 2006 07:40 AM

I'm awaiting the headline...

"Paris Hilton: Who's Mother Teresa?"

Posted by: Jeff at April 5, 2006 12:23 PM