I hate Halloween.
I mean, when I was a kid and young enough for trick-or-treating, it was fine. And when my kids were between 2 and maybe 8-10 years old, it was kind of fun, in that "remember this forever" kind of way.
But now, Halloween is just a grind; find some damn candy, get something for the kids to wear for their Halloween parties, drive around, stress stress stress...
It's everything that the stereotype says is wrong with Christmas, for crying out loud!
Make It Stop!
Does that make me a Halloween scrooge? Well, humbug it is!