Shot In The Dark: In All My Years...

August 07, 2006

In All My Years...

...of being a born-again single, I don't think I ever came across quite like this.

Prize quote:

Can someone prepare for me some sort of chart or graph containing the following information: For every day of the week and for every possibly nightlifey location on each of those days, a rating of the probability that a goofy looking dude and his goofy looking friend could wander into the scene and begin making out with some slutty collegey-looking babes with minimal effort. I assume dance clubs would rank highly on this list of places, so a list for each day of the week of which ones are the most populated and the most meatmarkety would be helpful.

I don't mean to request information on legitimately trashy girls who are on drugs or are otherwise exceedingly ghetto. I'd like the girls to have sort of a collegey or suburban feel.

Bonus points for locations where the girls are both hot and slutty and yet also smart enough to be attracted to my "google" t-shirt.

At least, I hope I never came across like that.

Please?

Posted by Mitch at August 7, 2006 06:08 PM | TrackBack

Comments

Angryclown must be planning a trip to the Twin Cities. . .

Posted by: Ryan at August 7, 2006 03:38 PM

Well Mitch, you did say you wanted to take your blog in a new direction...

Posted by: Kermit at August 7, 2006 04:10 PM

He gets big points for honesty. The ladies like honesty.

He's not exactly asking for Princess Di either.

My guess is that he scores before another week is out.

Posted by: Pete (Alois) at August 7, 2006 05:16 PM

Not that I think you would ever come across like this drederick fellow, but I have to admit that his query precisely matches the photo of you that accompanied the Bogus Gold interview a year or so ago. Certainly more than the Chief Justice Roberts photo that drederick uses.

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at August 8, 2006 09:17 AM

One thing that I could see you doing is going up to chicks, introducing yourself as Jim Cramer, and offering to help them make some mad money. "Your hunt is over, baby, 'coz I got your bull market right here!"

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at August 8, 2006 09:22 AM

Yeah, kinda creepy. Soooooo anyway.....where would one get a chart or graph like that?

Posted by: buzz at August 8, 2006 07:42 PM

Chart or graph, buzzkill? I think you'd call that a "spreadsheet."

Get it, spread...sheet?

Tap tap! Is this thing working?

Posted by: angryclown at August 9, 2006 08:41 AM

Deep down inside we're all laughing.

Posted by: Kermit at August 9, 2006 04:51 PM