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August 07, 2006

I Hate My Blog

No, not the concept, or the content, or the process of getting up at 5AM to write the stuff most every day. I love that part of my blog.

No, it's the technical side. It's driving me nuts.

Some of you have noticed - the blog frequently cuts off in mid-load. Sometimes it gets down through a few days' worth of posts before it yaks (which means the right menu is gone). Sometimes it gets an article or two into it. And once in a while - like, a couple of times a day - it will cut off at the very beginning, so a blank white page loads.

Hate. Hate hate hate.

I've been trying to get WordPress installed for the past few weeks. Nothing seems to work. Now, blog tools are for the most part designed by and for people who love tinkering around with perl scripts and database definitions and bla bla di blaah-di bla. I'm not one of them. It's half the reason I haven't installed Linux on my home computers; too much futzing around, which would be fine if I genuinely enjoyed doing that, but I hate it.

So here's the deal; if there's a blogger out there who can give me a hand and get WB actually running on my server, I'll give your blog a week's worth of fawning pluggage (not that it doesn't deserve it anyway - truly - but I'm just saying, you got the quid, I got the pro quo.

Posted by Mitch at August 7, 2006 08:11 AM | TrackBack
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Don't look at me, man, I've been at this for about four years now and I'm still not entirely sure how to even spell blawg.

Posted by: Ryan at August 7, 2006 11:45 AM

I'll take you up on that one...

Posted by: Jay Reding at August 7, 2006 12:09 PM

For all the scorn heaped upon it, blogger has never let me down.

Posted by: swiftee at August 7, 2006 12:54 PM

Good gravy, youve got do something Mitch. My last comment was rejected because I dared put the letter "p" next to the letter "l".

Posted by: Terry at August 7, 2006 01:36 PM

(Shakes head)

I know. I know.

Posted by: mitch at August 7, 2006 01:40 PM

Mitch,

If you're still struggling with that install, I'd be happy to try to help. With our without the quid.

Be well,
Bob

Posted by: Bob at August 7, 2006 07:10 PM

I'm good with Perl. I'm good with databases. I've read a Javascript book. I've never run a blog so I only have the 2 out of 3 thing going for me.

Throw your source code at me in private email and I'll spend some time over the weekend between that and the WordPress documentation. I might see something that stands out, even though I'm not a blog expert.

Just a random guess right now with no experience at this beyond general software troubleshooting, I'm guessing that if it is loading inconsistantly, the random factor here would be how fast it takes to access the database or some other time-intensive operation between the time the page is requested and the time the page is displayed. If you're not waiting for the data to fully load from the database before attempting to display it, you're going to get something weird. Chase through your documentation and see if you have to wait for a status flag or test a completion state or an end of pipe or end of file condition, or need to change a call to the database or pipe or other resource call so that it blocks (waits for completion) before proceeding.

Posted by: Bill Haverberg at August 8, 2006 08:20 AM

I sympathize with you Mitch. It took me a month to move to wordpress, working on it pretty much every night, with David complaining every day about how it wasn't worth it to switch if it took that long and was that much trouble. I still didn't succeed in importing the entire old blog over.

Posted by: Margaret at August 8, 2006 12:21 PM

I've got a hunch that the problem is your sidebar. Disable it (or delete everything in it) and see what happens.

Posted by: Terry at August 8, 2006 12:30 PM

The sidebar is back. Maybe it's an evil, external influence.

Posted by: Kermit at August 8, 2006 07:31 PM

Geeez Mitch,

Your blog goes down more often than a meth whore at a frat party.

Posted by: Doug at August 8, 2006 09:07 PM

Is this a sidebar I see before me?
It's URL's at my hand?
Come, let me click thee.
I see thee not, yet thou vex me still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, viewable
by sight as well as by code? Or art thou but
a sidebar of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat oppressed brain?

Posted by: Terry at August 9, 2006 03:27 AM

Oooooh! Poetry! Let me try...!

There was a sidebar from Nantucket...


Nevermind. I forgot this was a family friendly blog...

Posted by: Doug at August 9, 2006 04:21 PM

happy to offer help, just let me know if want me to try.

Posted by: triple_a at August 9, 2006 09:17 PM

mike.mathews@berkeley-domecq.com
mike.smith@berkeley-domecq.com

Posted by: wanker at September 25, 2006 11:23 AM
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