I didn't need an alarm to wake up the morning after the first "Mitch Berg Show".
I drove out to the station a little early, to bask in a little of the reflected glory of my morning's work.
I walked in. Janice, the receptionist - a recent college grad who was not a Jersey Girl, but could have been - was reading a magazine behind the desk.
"Hey, Janice".
"Hi".
Not a word.
Oh, well.
I turned and walked over to General Manager Scott Meier's office. He was reading the paper.
"Hey, Scott. Catch the show last night?"
"Uh, sorry, Mitch. Wasn't up at 2AM. How'd it go?"
Guh. "Really, really well!"
"Great!" And it was back to the paper.
I walked through the door to my little desk.
Sportscaster Bruce Gordon walked by. "Heeeeey, Mitch - how was the big debut?"
"Great! Didja catch it?"
Bruce chuckled. "It was 2AM!".
"Yeah, yeah".
I finished a few bookings for Vogel, and walked into the studio to run the board for the Michael Jackson show, then off to meet with Don.
"So, Mr. BAAAAAAAAAGH!", Don bellowed (in a John Houseman voice, a la Paper Chase), "I got up at Two A M to listen to your debut last night!"
"Yeah?"
"Yes! And..." he said, still in the Houseman character, "it wasn't bad!"
"Cool!"
"But if you say 'in my opinion' one more time, I am going to strangle you!" I rolled my eyes. Before the show, Don had told me that if I were saying anything potentially actionable, to prefix it with "in my opinion" to set it up properly. I had said it before everything but the weather forecast, if I remember the tape correctly.
Dave Elvin spoke up. "Yeah, that got a little...repetitive. But it sounded good. I listened to the first ten minutes or so..."
And then it was on to other business. Don was sick of the show's theme song - the standard, generic, ABC Talk Radio generic theme that had started my show that morning. We needed a new one.
"How about we just have the audience send 'em in?" said Dave.
Vogel chortled. "Oh, my God", he giggled, "This is going to be fun".
We planned the rest of the show, and were done by two - a whole hour early. "Mistah BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!", Don yelled at the end. back in the Houseman character, "I am HUNGRY. And in celebration of that fact and your first show, here's $20. Go to White Castle and get me..."
I drove down to the White Bear Avenue White Castle and brought back sliders, scabs and cokes for Don, Dave, Gordo, MacDougall and I. I may have been a talk show host, but I was still the most junior guy in the room by a couple of years.
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The show started an hour later. I was screening calls.
I was at the point, by this time, when Dave Elvin and I alternated on the control board. But Dave was always vastly better at it - I was always a lousy boardop. And screening was a lot of fun.
There were - and are - four types of callers in talk radio:
Except for people who wanted to rave about this morning's "Mitch Berg Show", of course.
i do not believe you. i have been listening to kstp the conservative hatemongers since the seventies and i do not remember you. you are a liar.
Posted by: leanne deutsch at July 14, 2006 03:55 PMApparently, one of the insane callers has showed up.
Posted by: Scott at July 14, 2006 05:52 PMAhhh...Leanne probably is a Kuciniac. Yah, Paul Brand, Dr Dean Edel and Josh Arnold. EVIL RIGHT W
ING HATE MONGERS ALL!!
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I only heard the phantom caller a few times before all was revealed...
Posted by: Bill C at July 14, 2006 06:26 PMMy opinion? Bleh.
And that Ron Rosenbaum is a "conservative hatemonger" if there ever was one.
Posted by: Kermit at July 14, 2006 08:22 PMLeanne, you should always follow the directions on the perscription bottle. Really, the Dr. knows what he's doing.
One of the all time greats - the Don Vogel\Bonanza theme song!
Posted by: FredB at July 14, 2006 09:57 PMHe did a mean Sinatra too.
Posted by: Kermit at July 14, 2006 10:50 PMDon Vogel did the greatest Cosell!
Posted by: billhedrick at July 15, 2006 02:27 PM