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October 13, 2005

Greetings, Voyeurs!

I'm seeing a real uptick in traffic today. Part of it is from Germans, reading my fairly facile take on the Gerhard Schröder's riff on the US today.

But by far the bulk is for my piece the other day, "Viking Sex Cruise". Google is shuffling a zillion hits my way over that search string.

Reminds me of something Red wrote the other day; she gets amazing traffic from a post she wrote years ago mentioning the child of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. Obsessives the world over unite in their curiosity about their late idol's child - and Sheila is the beneficiary.

I suppose if I were to be really cynical, I could write a post where Frances Bean is playing Texas Hold-em and hears about the Vikings Sex Cruise while discussing the Terry Schiavo case with Chai Vang and a Vicodin-jacked Lynndie Englund.

But that'd just be cheap traffic.

Posted by Mitch at October 13, 2005 06:29 PM | TrackBack
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If I were to guess, I'd say most of my Google visits come from people seeking pictures of "Daisy Fuentes," but during the early days of my blog, "Exposed Thong" brought in about 3/4 of my visitors. "Whale sperm," "Tara Reid Breasts," and "ice chewing" all bring in a fair number of hits as well.

Man, my blog really is useless.

Posted by: Ryan at October 13, 2005 02:54 PM

Don't forget Natalie Holloway, Paris Hilton, and "boobies." All good for traffic.

Posted by: Jeff Fecke at October 13, 2005 03:43 PM

And Lynddie bought the stuff from Britney Spears... zowie, more instant traffic

Posted by: Jeff at October 13, 2005 03:48 PM

Mitch,

Probably would work if you were to spell "Terri" correctly. Unless you did it on purpose.

Posted by: JamesPh. at October 13, 2005 10:19 PM
hi