Mitch -

Thanks for composing a great blog. I linked to you from Captain Ed's site; I'm happy to make a small donation to your "Laptop Bleg". Best of luck! Perhaps you could post an update on your progress thus far toward that goal. It looks as though you are getting really close to obtaining the necessary funds.

James

And Nick Coleman just made his five-millionth ridiculously false assertion, somewhere. I don't think anyone can top that mark. I don't think even Janeane Garofalo can catch up with that achievement.

Who let the kids loose around the computer?

Five thousand targets of -- for lack of a better term -- "dissenting opinions" from the mentally ill Left.

Lookie here! I just got a computer!

Oliver Willis, here I come!

Your mom is calling. You didn't put gas in the car.

Poetry? Who'da thunk it? I'm in the mood for a haiku:

Smug talentless hack
writes trite dreck, calls it "satire".
Dimbulbs cry "hooray!"

Uh, yeah. I'm in the presence of greatness.

Sheesh.

Mitch,

Sorry, no haiku or poetry from me, just "congrats" on a great blog. My personal favorite entry is "Song I Sing to My Kids".

Mazeltov !! :)

- JM

Mitch, they're experts in poetry, doncha know. Just like the "General" is a keen-witted satirist.

See?

Oh. Opposite, apposite. Like:

Luminous Beauty
Still lives in mom's spare room
in the deepest burbs

living mostly large
on the fruits of Dad's trust fund
plinking at "wingnuts".

He dreams meaty dreams
"I'm a literary light!"
Then he presses "Post".

I was a Charlie Brown fan, until Snoopy bent me over and showed me the light. That's why I walk this way.

Who took my hand lotion?

God, for tiresome. How do these people stand EACH OTHER.