For Your "Sitting in your Underwear, Drinking Beer and Eating Gas-Station Burritos" Pleasure

Doug from Bogus Gold reviews four uncommon supermarket salsas.

Mmmmm.

Perfect accompaniment for an evening of solo bacchanalianism.

By the way - tonight's my anniversary; I've been single (in fact, if not in the eyes of the law) for fiv years.

What impeccable timing, Doug!