At Least I'm Not Alone

A few years ago, while on a "date" (I put it in scare quotes because "trial by misery" was probably more appropriate), I sampled a restaurant/bar in Apple Valley for an interminable evening.

As Chumley points out, it wasn't just the date that was miserable.

His review is a classic, and not just for this line:

I'm all for good seasoning, but when there's so much peppercorn that they could have served me sewer rat and I wouldn't have known the difference there's a problem.