Someone Tell Soucheray

This story's headline wrote rhetorical checks that no story could cash:

Segway owners beat each other with homemade mallets

Still, the payoff is there.

It's about Segway Polo:

The only thing worse than paying $4,000 for a scooter has to be using said scooter for a game of polo.

Yes, friends, it has come to that. A small band of Bay Area Segway owners have set a new low for the device - an almost impossible feat when you consider that "IT" was meant to have revolutionized cities by now but has actually ended up being little more than a poor selling toy. About ten of the Segway grunts recently gathered for a disturbing go at scooter polo.

What next?

Ventura Trolley Jousting?

Vespa Baseball?

Posted by Mitch at July 29, 2004 06:21 AM | TrackBack