Memo to Reality TV Producers

To: Reality TV Producers of the World
From: Mitch Berg
Re: Programming Idea

All,

Given the two major dynamics in popular culture which drive "reality" television - the desire for instant gratification and peoples' craving to improve what they already have (instantly and painlessly, at that) - I think the next big thing is self-obvious:

"Pimp My Significant Other".

Send checks to me, care of this blog.

You're welcome.