We All Scream for Ice

We All Scream for Ice Cream - Star Spangled Ice Cream - "ice cream with a conservative flavor" - is now on the market, selling ice cream via the 'net.

That’s good news for gourmet ice cream fans, and for Gun Owners of America – because from now straight through to the start of the 2004 Fall hunting season, Star Spangled Ice Cream will donate $1 to the educational work of the Gun Owners Foundation Gun Safety Project every time a quart of our politically incorrect flavor GUN NUT is purchased over the Internet....GUN NUT is not endorsed by some of America’s biggest celebrities -- Barbara Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Alec Baldwin and the Dixie Chicks, to name just a few, have enthusiastically avoided buying our ice cream.

Tempting. Very tempting.

Flavors available:

• Gun Nut (Coconut Ice Cream with Almonds & Chocolate Chips)
  
• I Hate The French VANILLA (Real American Vanilla, NOT French Vanilla)
  
• Iraqi Road (Chocolate with Roasted Almonds and Rich Chocolate Chips)
  
• Nutty Environmentalist (Rich Buttery Ice Cream with Roasted Pecans)
  
• Smaller Govern-MINT (White Mint with Rich Chocolate Chips)

After I get a job, I'm going to order some. Maybe in time for my housewarming/Loya Jirga.

(Via Spoons)

Posted by Mitch at October 10, 2003 06:00 AM