October 06, 2006
It Could Work...
Paul "Wog" Kuettel, from Wog's Blog, might have figured out how to arrest the Twins' play off skid:
Tonight at dusk I will do my part to help the Minnesota Twins sweep the next three games from the Oakland Athletics by making a burnt offering of a very nifty liquor store display prop.It's a handsome structure...The canister of Jesse Ventura Minnesota Fireworks will be lit as the base of newspaper and cardboard begins to be consumed as it works its way toward the remains of another Budweiser prop, an 8 foot tall wooden lifeguard chair which was hacked to small timbers earlier this evening in preparation for the sacrifice.
Or...was...
Keep your fingers crossed.
And if it works, Wog, I hope you have a bunch more fireworks and memorabilia saved up...
Posted by Mitch at October 6, 2006 06:00 AM | TrackBack
My sympathies, Mitch. Looks like the Twins are going down faster than Mark Foley in a high school locker room.
Posted by: angryclown at October 6, 2006 08:29 AMWell, their whole season they've been coming from behind, like the customers at the gay escort service that Barney Frank's consort ran from Frank's house.
But I'd hate to make predictions, lest I end up all wet, like Mary Jo Kopechne.
Posted by: Mitch at October 6, 2006 09:34 AMSpeaking of which....
My dad worked at a nuke power plant in Cali for 13 years. He told me there is a saying in the nuclear power industry;
"More people have died at Chappaquiddick than have from nuclear power accidents in the United States"
Still brings a chuckle to me.
Posted by: Bill C at October 6, 2006 09:42 AMMitch jested: "But I'd hate to make predictions, lest I end up all wet, like Mary Jo Kopechne."
Or New Orleans.
Hey, you Republicans gotta stop coasting on your old material!
Posted by: angryclown at October 6, 2006 09:50 AMIt didn't work. Should have tried a live chicken.
Posted by: R-Five at October 7, 2006 12:29 AMYou suppose Joe Mauer will claim he has a drinking problem and was molested by priests?
Posted by: angryclown at October 7, 2006 03:15 PM