...because I read it on the Internets:
A new survey of Democratic voters indicates that in a hypothetical match-up between Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and former presidential nominee John Kerry, most Democrats would choose suicide over either candidate.Well, it's no more fake than the Minnesota poll... Posted by Mitch at September 20, 2006 05:43 AM | TrackBackThe poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, shows Mr. Kerry drawing 21%, Sen. Clinton 18%, and various forms of suicide 61%.