Shot In The Dark: The Space-Time Continuum Rips

September 07, 2006

The Space-Time Continuum Rips

Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence early Thursday after driving erratically and failing a field sobriety test, police said.
The lawyer's take?
At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home from a charity event where she had one drink, Mintz told AP.

She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new album, AP reported. The driving under the influence symptoms were "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued," Mintz said.
Sisyphus will be shocked.
Posted by Mitch at September 7, 2006 07:15 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Uh huh... It was one drink. A White Russian in a 72 ounce SA Big Gulp cup.

Why in Gods name are you even wasting blog space for this crap?

Posted by: Doug at September 7, 2006 02:03 PM

I am shocked that any lawyer would expect us to swallow that Paris was fatigued from working all day.

Posted by: Sisyphus at September 7, 2006 02:50 PM

Doug and Sisyphus are competing for the coveted "Funniest Blog Comment of the Day" award.

Posted by: Ryan at September 7, 2006 03:44 PM

"wasting blog space for this crap?"

There really is no such thing as "space". I write something, the blog stretches out.

Posted by: mitch at September 8, 2006 05:42 AM