Kevin at Eckernet is working on a fiendish plan:
Ok, I hope to be putting together a Battle Royale of the Blogosphere on a field of combat. Yes, I'm trying to put together an Minnesota Blogosphere Paintball game.Chad the Elder from Fraters is interested:The particulars are yet to be decided (or even thought about) but for now I am trying to guage interest. Preferably I would like to have the teams be the Right side of the Blogosphere vs the Left side of the Blogosphere. So hopefully we can get enough interest from both sides.
I thought it would be like shooting fish in a barrel for the starboard side sharpshooters. With gun nuts like Mitch and Kevin and wild-eyed men like Swiftee (imagine the Scots from "Braveheart") [font color="blue">Note to self: bring bagpipes for pre-battle briefing]...Many questions will be answered when the two sides finally meet.And the always-big-talking Rew from "Powerliberal" sounds off:We're thinking end of summer, begining of fall. And by begining of fall I mean, of course, that they will fall quickly to the ground because of our accuracy and prowess. Let meknow if you're interested, and, if you can show me which end of the gun things come out of, cause i just don't know....You'll learn, toots.Will the lefties instigate the conflict and then beg the UN to intervene and declare a cease-fire?
Will Learned Foot really deploy the tactical nuclear paintball device as he's threatened?
Does Mark Gisleson still think that he has the 'nads to take a welt or two on his skin for a cause?
Will Kevin Ecker really live up to his pledge to treat enemy combatants captured on the field of battle according to the Geneva Conventions or should the lefties be worried about the dog collar and pair of panties in his trunk?
These questions and many others will only be answered once the dogs of paintball war are let slipped.
I haven't played splatball in about 18 years. I'd love to give it a shot, so to speak.
That means it's time to start practicing again...
Stay tuned on this.
Posted by Mitch at July 28, 2006 01:22 PM | TrackBack
Paintball? Forget it.
Call me when it's time for baseball bats and chains.
Posted by: swiftee at July 29, 2006 09:27 AMOK, now that Swiftee and I have paired off, you kids have fun.
Posted by: Mark Gisleson at July 29, 2006 05:24 PMHa!
Posted by: chuck at July 29, 2006 07:51 PMIf I get the chance to shoot an honest to god liberal, count me in!
Heck, if I can frag the fraters crew and steal their hit count, I'm still in.
Posted by: Tracy at July 29, 2006 09:57 PMOnce more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.....
Or, you kids set a time and a place, and I'll be there. Winners buy post-game beer.
Posted by: MN Campaign Report at August 1, 2006 04:55 PM