And the #5 Problem That Would Be Solved...

...by reading Nihilist, according to Jess at Blind Cavefish...

Me: What did you see?

Julie: [In a tone that suggests I won't know what she's talking about] Brokeback Mountain? Have you seen it?

Me: Yeah. Did you like it?

Julie: I did. I had never heard of, though. [Hot Irish Boyfriend] picked it out.

Me: Wait, you've never heard of Brokeback Mountain?

Julie: No. Should I have?