Martin Luther, John Knox and Jean Calvin, March 17, at the end of the Reformation. They have happened into a Saint Patrick's Celebration to relax.
LUTHER: "Yo, it's Saint Paddy's day!"
KNOX: "Aw, maaan - after a hundred years of war, I could use a corned beef sandwich, yo!
CALVIN: Nay, while verily fuch a fandwich would not be an unfeemly pleasure, we doth not have a dispensation from our prieft...
LUTHER: "Yo, you predestinarian numbn*ts, we don't recognize priestly dispensations!
KNOX: "No kidding, dork".
LUTHER: "Sarah! I'll have a Guinny and a Corned Beef"
KNOX: "Same, but make mine a Newcastle".
CALVIN: "What is thy least pleasureable brew?"
SARAH THE WAITRESS: "Probably Stella Artois..."
CALVIN: "Then hie thee forth and bring me fuch a beer. Indeed, be it fuch a travail, bring me two, the better to double my fuffering. And a corned beef fandwich..."
KNOX (Sotto voce, to Luther): "Why does he put "f" in place of the first "s" in any word?"
LUTHER (Sotto Voce to Knox): "Don't get him started..."
MARTY NEWTON: "Here's yer corned beef and beer, gentlemen".
ALL THREE: "Yea, verily!"
(All three reformation leaders pick up their corned beef fandwiches and take a big bite...)
(...and hold their sandwiches, awkwardly...)
KNOX: "This really sucks".
LUTHER (distasteful look on face): "Oh, father, why hast thou forsaken us?"
KNOX: "It tastes like salted phlegm!"
CALVIN (smacking lips in glee): "The fuffering be extreme!"
KNOX: "Sarah? Could I toss this and get a Sish and Chipf?"
Posted by Mitch at March 14, 2006 06:30 AM | TrackBack
OK mitch how come you dont go through the entire murderus history of the Katholic chuerch? I didn't see you cemplaining in this peese about the long hestory of murthering poeople and theelolololgical noon-beblical airors that the Paypist church makes, meaning that as usuel you Mitch are a day late and a doller short.
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john calvin had a small penis and sucked lotsa dudes' balls
Posted by: don luther at May 6, 2006 06:55 PM