Atomizer Goes To The Barricades!

Atomizer relates the news that the new owners of Elvis Presley's image rights might clamp down on "unauthorized" part-time Elvi in Las Vegas.

He's none to happy about it:

I'm packing up my gold lame suit, TCB necklaces and my outrageously large gold tinted sunglasses, loading a grocery bag full of grilled peanut butter and banana sandwiches and hopping on the next plane to Vegas where I'll be chaining myself to the bronze statue of the King in the lobby of the Las Vegas Hilton until Mr. Sillerman promises to leave our nation's hard working Elvii alone!!!

You gotta fight the powers that be.

(Just between us, and don't tell Atomizer I wrote this, but it'd be a fun April Fool's joke to pass the word that Bombay Gin has been bought by a Red Chinese company, which plans to infuse the recipe with tea and rename it "Shanghai Surprise"...)

Posted by Mitch at March 9, 2006 07:11 AM | TrackBack