Things I Hate From The Depths Of My Soul

There aren't many...:

1. Viva La Bam - I can't even define exactly why I hate this show. How to choose: the casual nihilism? The glorification of loud, obnoxious moronism - not the joshing, exuberant, almost endearing cretinism of Jackass, but the mind-dulling vacuity of the aggressively, crassly stupid? Something else? I don't know. All I do know is that the next time I see one of those "Skateboarding Isn't A Crime" bumper stickers, I'm drawing "Yet" on it with a permanent marker.
2. Beverages that add kiwi and/or mango to other perfectly edible fruit flavors.
3. The Ring.
4. Tattoos visible above the neckline.
5. The vast majority of tattoos not visible above the neckline. There are exceptions. They are rare.
6. Trucker caps on non-truckers.
7. Seed caps on non-seeds.
8. People calling themselves "Move On" who can't.