I Confess
To preserve my future political career, and in view of Governor Bill Richardson (NM) and his confession re his phony major league draft, I think it's time to set the following records straight:
- Rumors that I was the subject of a territorial catfight between Marisa Tomei and Reese Witherspoon are in fact false.
- I never served as Yakov Smirnof's English dialect coach.
- Stories that Mike Hatch and I own a timeshare in Naples, Florida are completely in error.
I regret any confusion.
That is all.
(Via Ed)
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November 25, 2005 08:05 AM
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Notice that Mitch didn't address the rumor that he's the driving force between Jessica Simpson's and Nick Lachey's separation? You sly dog, Mitch. LOL
Posted by: Gary Gross at November 25, 2005 02:39 PMNick has a last name?
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