Bat Spittle Crazies, Delivered To Your Door

MDE and I got a write-up on Democrat Underground the other day.

And by "Write-up", I mean "writing" in the same sense that a two-year-old "paints" with an airbrush.

"MN Democrats Exposed is a typical hypocritical right-wing blogger. Although he protecst [sic] his identity like it's a state secret, he won't allow anonymous posts to his rumor-mill.

This sounds like the same moron who whined to half the leftyblogosphere when I altered his puerile, off-topic, harangueing, insulting comment for my own amusement.

Buddy? Tough! When you crap on someone's carpet, they are not bound to be hospitable or respectful!

Mitch Berg, another pathetic right-wing blogger and chickenhawk buddy of MDE, is cut from the same cloth.

The ham-fisted, neanderthal pace...the clunky command of style...the hamfisted, broad insults (this guy can't finish a sentence without "pathetic" in it. Hmmmmm)...it sounds like one of the morons who kept pestering me with half-literate drivelments last spring. A couple of them got threatening, so I published their work IP addresses. I hope it gave 'em a scare, truly.

They think their mission in life is to expose anyone who uses a work computer for posting to the internet.

Nope, my mission in life is to raise my kids to be a couple of good human beings. If someone threatens me on my blog, exposing them is less "Mission" than "avocation".

Hint to the DU writer: "Avocation" is not an ingredient in guacamole.

They are the self-appointed guardians of employers everywhere. And if Berg doesn't like your comments, he'll alter them without informing readers."

Actually, if you get grossly rude, insulting or threatening, yes. I'll mock you, I'll alter your comments for the amusement of me and my audience, and to ensure that your puerile "point" is turned into an even bigger joke than you could manage! Count on it!

However, I can count on two hands the posts I've materially altered. I've banned exactly two people from my blog, which is a fraction of the number a lot of lesser blogs have blackballed.

MDE was nice enough to add:

Getting compared to Mitch Berg is a huge compliment.

Well, not so much - but thanks!

And all you DUllards out there; you're dumber than the rest of us.

Posted by Mitch at October 12, 2005 04:55 AM | TrackBack