Shot In The Dark: Could Be Worse...

August 08, 2005

The ongoing discussion of the casting of Rosie O'Donnell as Golde in the Broaday Fiddler On The Roof got me thinking; O'Donnell as Golde is bad.

But it could (he says with typical Scandinavian stoicism) be worse.

My list of roles for which Rosie O'Donnell would be even more mis-cast than as Golde:

See? You have no idea how lucky we are!

Posted by Mitch at August 8, 2005 12:59 PM | TrackBack

Comments

The woman cannot sing on key! Her attempt at producing a Broadway show failed recently. I'm confused - is she even considered a draw anymore?

Posted by: Nancy at August 8, 2005 01:57 PM

Posted by: Todd at August 8, 2005 01:58 PM

A stripper in 'East of Eden'!!!!

Posted by: sadfingers at August 8, 2005 02:26 PM

Sorry, the visual made me woozy

That should be 'Exit to Eden'

Posted by: sadfingers at August 8, 2005 02:27 PM

I understand Spielberg is planning a new episode in the StarWars saga. Episode 6A: The life of Jabba....with Rosie ODonnell as Mrs. Jabba the Hut.

Posted by: Dave at August 8, 2005 05:10 PM

... and Michael Moore as Mr. Hut.

Posted by: Nancy at August 8, 2005 11:02 PM

Nice touch! Think of the savings for Spielberg in make-up and costumes, by using pre-obese pigs like Moore and ODonnell?

Posted by: Dave at August 9, 2005 08:56 AM

G.I. Jane might be a stretch. Although it could be fun if they remade it as a comedy.

Posted by: AbbaGav at August 9, 2005 09:03 AM

Ripley from 'Aliens'.

You'd be rooting for the alien queen!

Hey--maybe she could play the queen!

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