Shot In The Dark: Where Are You Now, Charles Darwin?

August 01, 2005

Where Are You Now, Charles Darwin?

Two incidents:

Driving down I-94 yesterday. Behind me rode a small gaggle of Aryan-looking young men in overly-treated flat-top hairdos, riding crotch rocket motorcycles. One of the young Aryans reared up into a rolling wheelie for a sold eighth of a mile - on the weekend-crowded strip of 94 between Cretin and Huron.
Driving up Ford Parkway - deep in the heart of DFL Fundamentalist country - last night, with the kids, enjoying a pleasant drive on a beautiful night out. A couple of dullardly-looking young "men", probably college-age, driving a decrepit-looking Saturn, presumably after noticing my "AM1280 The Patriot" sticker: "Bush Sucks!" Oh, thanks, genius. What's the first thing a genius citizen does when seeing a family driving up the road, minding their own business on a Sunday evening? Subject them to your Georgetown-caliber political analysis. Thanks, genius. Thankfully, my son flipped you off.

May the abutments that await both of you be case-hardened.

Posted by Mitch at August 1, 2005 05:47 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Yea but after seeing the 700th Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker while driving down Snelling everyday, I almost driven to roll down my window and yell "Bush Rulz!" at some of these people. Especially the ones with the window decals that come off easily.

Posted by: CCK at August 1, 2005 10:02 AM

That's just great. I'm going to be driving around there tomorrow night.

I mean, with Kerry bumper stickers everywhere, it'll be like I never left Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at August 1, 2005 11:04 AM

I leave notes on people's cars that say "Sir- Kerry lost, maybe you should buy a newspaper once in a while."

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