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July 22, 2005

Truer Words Were Never Spoken

Words of deep wisdom from Elder:

Stoned, paranoid, and stupid is no way to go through a day at work.
Although sometimes it's the only way.

Posted by Mitch at July 22, 2005 07:33 AM | TrackBack
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Fraters excerpt:

"Larry picked up on this and drove me to the point of panic by telling me that it was obvious to anyone that I was stoned. That Rick would surely notice and no doubt fire me on the spot. The drive to our lunch location was pure hell. I was petrified that Rick would pick up on my condition and was trying my damndest to sober up in a hurry. "Don't act stoned. Don't act stoned. Don't act stoned?" was the mantra I quietly repeated to myself over and over as we neared my appointment with certain doom. Larry, now the very embodiment of the Serpent in my mind, found the whole situation hilarious and cackled at my plight."

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The Elder wondered why "Larry" stayed in that dead-end job. My guess is--one of the main reasons--the sheer entertainment value (for Larry) of getting teenage kids to panic about something or other.

Posted by: RBMN at July 22, 2005 08:28 AM

My whole world view is shattered now that I've discovered the Edler was once a pot head.

Posted by: Sandy at July 24, 2005 10:00 PM

By the way, I'm a firm believer in lying about my past, at least until my kids are 30.

Posted by: Sandy at July 24, 2005 10:02 PM

jToday is Aug. 30, 2005. You say the last, most recent comment on here is July 24th? Hey hey hey. Big audience.

Posted by: Suzanne Lucier at August 30, 2005 07:07 PM

Um, check the dates. The post was from July 22.

We've, um, moved on.

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