We don't need your kind coming around to our blog with your fancy French notions and your blue state elitist attitudes mocking our traditional conservative Christian values.

I rebuke you in the names of our Lords and Saviors, Jesus Christ and Ronald Reagan.

Words fail. How old are these people? 6th graders with the dear general 13 instead of 12 cuz he got left back a grade?

You're wasting your time even dignifying these people with a link, Mitch. The tipoff should have been the link to the Landover Baptist Church website, which has about as much to do with real Baptists as Al Franken has to do with real humor these days. What a collection of dorks these people (Jesus' General, indeed) are.

I know it's a waste of time - but the link is hardly dignified.

The ignorant, arrogant, and insufficiently-intellectually-blessed are with us always.

Yeah, Mitch. it's all about good manners isn't it? If we play nice, can we please have equal treament under the law? can I get that in writing?

How old are these people? 6th graders with the dear general 13 instead of 12 cuz he got left back a grade?

Er, anonymous guy with the tiny little pecker

Aha! Take that frog! You're both immature and you have a tiny pecker!

Let me add some more! Your mother wears combat boots, you're super petty, and you have no sense of irony!

That should teach those liberal bastards.

Reasonable people can come to reasonable solutions. Listen, put down the Atlas Shrugged and stop drinking the kool-aid. You are not reasonable in any way. The General is merely an exercise in hypocrisy exposure. Know thyself, beforest thou criticize others, lest thou be a douchebag.

Amen, brother Mitch.

I have a modest proposal.

All these baby-killers and mockers of the right-to-life of every Embryo-American, Blastocyst-American, and Fetus-American should be taken out and shot for aiding and abetting murder.

It's the only rational solution.

Amen, brother Mitch.

I have a modest proposal.

All these baby-killers and mockers of the right-to-life of every Embryo-American, Blastocyst-American, and Fetus-American should be taken out and shot for aiding and abetting murder.

It's the only rational solution.

Mitch, I for one recognize your impartiality and rational thinking on this issue. However, a caution: a woman who has an abortion (for medical reasons or not) is less likely to be able to get pregnant in the future with more of our Lord's babies. And if she dies in childbirth, isn't that the clearest message the Lord can send about her suitability as a mother (and, presumably, wife)? There can be no question who should be saved and cherished in that situation--and we should have our incubators and stem cells nearby to celebrate another miracle while the mother (possibly) goes to her deserved reward.

However, every effort needs to be taken to coddle and care for the unborn Americans within her ovaries, as well as the unborn child in her womb. I know medical science can, assuming they could break from their liberal ways, find a way of preserving the deserving life in those ovaries even as the mother gasps her last on the table. Those precious few grams of new life contain more goodness than the one, two or three hundred pounds of spoiled meat that imprisioned them.

Indeed, I ferverently pray for a day when trecherous women, so prone to aborting every child they conceive, will be a footnote and only us good Christian men will be left to reach around and fully embrace the coming brotherhood of Pure Christianity.

You can say what you'd like about my pro-life credentials, but did you know that I've rescued billions of Spermatazoan-Americans? I keep them safe, tucked away in mason jars down in my cellar.

Can you say the same, Mitch? I doubt it. You don't seem like the type who would back his words with actions. Otherwise, you'd be posting from Mosul.

Wow. Rip on one gutless anonymous commenter, and stir up a whole swarm of 'em.

Who'da thunk it.

Andrea Yates sacrificed her children to save them from hell.

As I was saying...

Mitch, each time you engage in Sex I demand you cut yourself with a rusty knife. But you can't get a Tetanus shot until I give you permission...

Mitch,

You seem to be living proof that Americans have no sense of irony.

The General is to right wing news reporting what The Onion (www.theonion.com) is to main stream reporting.

I suggest that you learn to read before you pick your next target.

Door,

No, I caught that it's an attempt at "satire". I read just fine. It was still moronic - the sort of broad, "look at how clever I am" satire that high school sophomores who've never really been told they're not all that clever write.

I can read - including the smug tripe between the lines.

Or, put another way: "I've seen the Onion. Jesus General is no Onion".

The last refuge of the truly shitty satire writer; "Americans have no sense of irony!".

And with that, I'm closing the comments. "Jesus General"; your fans *are* satire.