If I have a weakness, it's that I will take any opportunity I can to prey on the gullible.
Now, keep in mind this is purely for entertainment purposes. I don't con people (occasional streeeeeetching of my resume earlier in my career aside).
But if I'm in just the wrong mood, and I sense just the right amount of credulity...well, I'm only human.
I got it from my dad.
Of course, it was usually an educational thing with Dad. I remember the best one of all; one day, we all filed into our American Lit class (one of the three classes where I had my dad as teacher). He had a stack of computer printouts. Back in 1979, computer printouts were both fairly rare, and usually implied some sort of official status to the information they were on.
He handed them out to us. Each had our name, and a number.
Dad explained, once we all got our sheets, that in the interest of more efficiently using scarce post-secondary education resources the government had been collating our test scores, grades, and other indicators for years. They were going to start channelling kids toward where they were best suited. Our class, '81, was going to be the pilot program.
If students had a 90 or better, they'd be channelled toward the colleges and universities. They were headed toward the elite; government, medical or law schools, the officer corps in the military, upper management, whatever.
Scores from 70 to 89 were slated for tech school or junior college. They were going to go on the be the bureaucrats, the foremen and middle managers, the non-commissioned officers and so on.
Anyone from 69 on down was headed for a life in the fields, running equipment, digging ditches, the enlisted ranks.
Naturally, almost everyone in the class was in the mid sixties.
Some kids, thinking they were on their way toward medical school, broke down in tears. Others got angry.
Naturally, it was a hoax, intended to teach the kids something about discrimination. It may have been the best lesson I've seen on the subject.
Me? I do it just for fun.
My favorites so far? Hard to choose:
I don't believe you.
Posted by: Lars Walker at March 21, 2005 02:57 PMBack in 1994, I visited my parents in Tokyo, along with a friend, B.J. We were out sightseeing around the city one day, when B.J. spied a 100 yen coin (worth about a buck) on the sidewalk. He was about to pick up the coin when I screamed "No, don't! The Japanese leave coins on the ground that they feel is spiritual or that they have a connection to!" Embarrassed, B.J. left the coin where it was and continued walking, while I quickly pocketed the coin for myself.
But, your compressed ham nickel story is pretty dang funny.
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