Red has a review of Christo's latest installation, The Gates.
She's on target, I think:
Christo, long-crowned the enfant terrible of the art world, has, through his latest ontological oeuvre, transformed our so-called familiar urban landscape of Central Park into something self-referential, stochastic, and yet at the same time mundane. One recalls the Dadaists and the soup cans of Andy Warhol, and one reflects on the normative paradigmatic shift of our hermeneutical age. There are those who will view The Gates as a didactic polemic, little more than a bete noire, still others who will see it as replete with a fertile esthetic, and others will want to burn themselves into a fiery crisp on national television, imitating (perhaps) the Buddhist monks of yesteryear, whose saffron-colored robes The Gates echo, in all their evanescent autarky.Just what I was thinking. Posted by Mitch at February 24, 2005 05:28 AM | TrackBackThe question remains:
The Gates: a simple recherche into the lost écarts de jeunesse, a Dumbo's feather that lets the viewer soar back to the lost folly of youth? Or a sine qua non of postmodern folly?
The meaning of these 'Gates' might have been comprehensible had we discovered them rising against the warm backdrop of ‘avant-garde’ Seattle, underwritten by Microsoft--but arising as they have, here, in the gritty cold heart of NYC, and funded by so-called 'artists' whose ‘creative’ progeny are all indubitably strange, we find nonsense in the idea that meaning means anything 'sensible' and one rather suspects a joke being played and we, the viewers, don't yet quite ‘get’ it.
I would equate the experience of walking through the exhibit with passing through the birth canal and suggest that those who hate The Gates do so because they despise their own existence. Christo's Gates are a physical representation of the artist's inner dialectic, juxtaposing saffron spirituality and utilitarian steel in a compromised landscape, and bring up the penultimate question: Où les neiges de temps jadis sont?
If we know anything, we know this: Art is neither object nor subject, but the phenomenological intertwining of both so that 'appreciation' (in all its varied and multi- meanings) is born from the simple realization of perception. This recognition allows for art that is neither here nor there, but everywhere. And nowhere.
Christo's animism is at the heart of his challenge to the verity of truth, insofar as it rectifies the humanism of our spatial modality. 'Gates' purports to effect a nouveau realisme in which the actual is unrealized into a cathartic emanence of the whole.
The dialectic of Christo's "Gates" is a reflection of the post-9/11 zeitgeist, absent the schadenfreude qua nervousness that has gripped the American populace in this world of "now-more-than-ever." The semiotics of the saffron (en)robes serves an ontological function in re-animating and re-introducing the humanity of New New York to their perceptions of the orange joy of being - the being you felt as a child, vis a vis a pinata. The Gestalt bespeaks a Foucauldian Weltschmerz, a sumptuous feast of post-Derridian brio-cum-angst. It's in this context that "The Gates" covers, even metastasizes, over Central Park like a vast dollop of neo-maternalistic, neo-Marxian mayonnaise.
The panels, a touchstone of familiarity to the bourgeoisie (nursing at the paps of American Idol), emanate as immense labia beckoning, even taunting the onlooker to become, to be the phallus penetrating into Mother Nature - the maternal yin imprisoned in the mechanistic yang of the city and yet floating above the concept of restraint - the "Gates" welcome yet repel; they silently ululate like a shtetl of schmatte-clad yentas and yet remain silent with the deafening-yet-voiceless torment of the ur-mensch; metaphysical yet material (or rather neo-material), smug in its tangibility yet internally, silently, futilely screaming in horror at its immateriality. The "Gates" are, in short, of a piece with and yet utterly discontiguous from the fundamental leitmotifs of our age.
As for the sexualized nature-of-being within the context of the exposure: the gates cannot be phallic; by their very nature they must be Sapphic and labile, thus rendering the observer as a sort of unintended symbol of penetration qua probing. It mitigates the very phallocentric nature of our neo-culture where every wardrobe malfunction becomes a gesture of the feminine violent against a landscape of testicular domination. The flowing robes of the gates are by necessity, feminine; they recall the flowing garments of kindergarten teachers, of wash on the line, and the color - an ochre, rather than a true red - dimly recalls menstruation. What Christo has done here is nothing short of genius; the observer-as-penis concept writ large.
As rendered in 'Gates', the effect is homiletic rather than narrative--especially the goose shit on the sidewalks, which provides a whimsical counterpoint as well as a sobering reminder of our paternalistic dichotomy, where all true art is of necessity samizdat, and thus destined to languish in obscurity, ignored by the nekulturny hordes of bourgeois apparatchiks.
I gladly entered the Gates, feeling in them a life-affirming force, but couldn't help leaving with existential angst on my face, remembering Auschwitz.
In John Ashcroft’s America, we are all diaspora.
Can anyone explain this in words of one sylable? And tell me in easy English what it mean? I know it's English, but I do not understand a word of it.
Posted by: Silver at February 24, 2005 07:29 AMHelp
Silver ... that's the point. :) If you can understand one word, then I have not done my job as an art critic.
Some of the most incomprehensible excerpts are from Mr. Mitch himself. The labia beckoning excerpt, for example.
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 09:08 AMSorry, I'm an old lady, and I like my art easy, you know, like Rafael, and Michaelangelo, and the impressionists, etc. If you have to have it explained, it's not art
Posted by: Silver at February 24, 2005 10:51 AMSilver - er ... the whole thing is a joke, okay? The entire thing. Even the idea behind the review. And the explanations. It's a joke!!
I suppose if you have to have a JOKE explained, then it ain't a joke.
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 11:01 AMIt took a while to realize it was parody, but when I did...
...well, bravo! I nearly spit coffee on my monitor!
Posted by: Allison at February 24, 2005 11:31 AMMy goal was to make it as unreadable as possible. Mitch was a great help in this regard. He provided me with the brilliant "brio-cum-angst" - which STILL makes me laugh!!
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 11:37 AMThe only problem with this joke is that so many art critics really write this way. Yes, it's funny, but no funnier than the actual critics who love Christo. My sister, who is a classically trained painter, visited NYC last weekend. Her take on The Gates; "God looked down, saw The Gates and said "I'll show you art, a-holes" and He dumped a foot of snow all over it."
Posted by: mlp at February 24, 2005 12:19 PMmlp:
Yet again, that's the whole joke. That's it. If you don't think it's funny, you don't think it's funny ... but what you describe IS the joke.
Sigh.
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 12:35 PMBravo Red
You REALLY had me going! I have visited your blog many times, and think you are a very good writer. So when I started reading this, I thought "Dayum, this review of Red's is just WAY over my head, I cannot even follow this, lol. Made my day.
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