Historical Trivia

Sheila O'Malley's on one of her tears, this time about the founding fathers, in honor of President's Day.

This isn't even your garden-variety Sheila tear, not even one of her legendary ones. The Commonplaces? John and Abby's letters? Cary Grant? Pffft.

If you laid the posts of her President's Day tear end to end, you could stretch them from the UN building to Brooklyn. Going west.

Were they all printed on paper, Brazil would be nicknamed "The North Dakota of the Southern Hemisphere".

If...Oh, just go read it.

When she goes on these tears, I have this vision of Red acting in three plays simultaneously. As in, at the same time, in different theatres, with the same curtain time; doing her part, running offstage to a cab and changing costime en route to the next theatre, doing her part, racing back to the first theatre for her next cue, then cabbing uptown to her other part, then back to Theatre two...