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January 15, 2005

Cold Fury

While Hugh Hewitt made a great case for boycotting Target during the holidays for their barring of the Salvation Army from their parking lots, I have a much, much better reason.

I live in Minnesota. While Minnesota isn't as cold as my native North Dakota, it gets a tad brisk here, too. And it occurred to me as our current "cold snap" (currently -6F at 9:45AM) began that I haven't bought a winter coat in forever. I've been making do, piling layers of sweatshirts, T-shirts and shirts under an oilskin jacket that I've had for about 12 years; the oilskin, which is basically oil-impregnated canvas, is wonderfully water-and-windproof, but oilskin tends to show every single scratch and scuff. The jacket looks like a pair of shoes that a litter of puppies have been playing with. Time, maybe, for something nicer.

So I went to Target.

Spring styles. Shorts. Swimsuits were being put out on the shelves. It was January 13, and, said the employees I asked, Target had cleared its winter clothing out.

On January 13, in Saint Paul, MN, as the first and (probably) last cold wave of the year was just getting rolling.

"Most people buy their winter coats early in the season" said one young woman who was busily unpacking a pallet of sunscreen.

"Yabbut, what about people who lose coats, or they get stolen, or...?" The question trailed off into the ether as the Beach Boys played in the background.

Note to Target: I hate you.

(Yep, I went to the WalMart across the street. They were sold out)

Posted by Mitch at January 15, 2005 05:55 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Go to a military surplus store. Buy a US Air Force arctic snorkel parka. They're pricey, but nothing's better for keeping the winter on the side where it belongs. I don't think I could survive in this state without mine.

Posted by: Lars Walker at January 15, 2005 02:33 PM

Yeah, it's ridiculous. My gf got a hat (she keeps losing 'em) at Target on clearance for $1.80.

Posted by: Luke Francl at January 15, 2005 03:09 PM

Both Home Dept and Target were completely sold out of 3Mwindow insulator kits. It's idiotic.

Posted by: Chuck Olsen at January 15, 2005 04:51 PM

Same crap happens in the dinky towns in greater Minnesota, too. I'd really like to know who makes the decisions about these things so I can call them and yell at them.

Posted by: Jinx McHue at January 15, 2005 07:33 PM

Try Burlington Coat Factory. David has had some luck there buying coats in winter. The outlets are still selling them too.

Posted by: Margaret at January 15, 2005 09:40 PM

Can't blame this just on Target Boutique--as you noted, Wal-Mart's winter selection is dramatically slimming as well.

Look, retailers don't just do stuff to do stuff. Target is one of the two or three most successful retailers in American history. If they're switching over to spring stuff now, you can bet your bottom dollar it's because it makes them more money than sticking with winter clothes.

Annoying? Yes, it is. But this isn't an example of anything insidious. It's just the market at work. I thought you conservatives liked the market?

Posted by: Jeff Fecke at January 15, 2005 10:18 PM

You're just now figuring out modern retail cycles? You won't be able to find a swimsuit by mid-June.

As Margaret noted, Burlington should have a variety, but check Wilsons Leather first.

Posted by: R-Five at January 16, 2005 12:08 PM

No, I've known the retail cycles for a long time. I just didn't like their manifestation in my life last week.

Posted by: mitch at January 16, 2005 12:24 PM

Conservatives believe that many questions are better solved by market interactions (and civil society in general) and not the political process. That doesn't mean they have to like everything that happens IN the market.

Posted by: PolicyGuy at January 16, 2005 10:18 PM

To paraphrase Churchill, market-based economics is terribly inefficient and annoying, except in relative comparison to every other system that has been tried.

Posted by: Gideon at January 17, 2005 02:28 AM

There's also a perception (naive perhaps), that _everything_ in the free market isn't entirely market driven. Sometimes bad decisions get made by idiots in power, and get ensconced in corporate tradition. Such bad decisions may take a long time to get corrected, if other things are going fairly well. One hopes that griping of the sort we're doing will contribute to the eventual solution.

Posted by: Lars Walker at January 17, 2005 09:13 AM

Policyguy is right; I'm a free-marketeer of the highest order.

It just seems to me - a consumer - that when Target (based in Minneapolis) does its planning, it might not KILL them to leave a few coats in Minnesota through January. They might not sell many in Toledo or Virginia, but I bet they'd have moved enough to have turned a per-unit profit up here last week...

Posted by: mitch at January 17, 2005 09:17 AM

Forget Target and Wal-Mart, Mitch. The only sensible place to get cold-weather gear in this town is Kaplan's, on Lake Street and 15th Avenue in Minneapolis. Their selection of clothes and footgear for workin' guys like us cannot be beat, and I say this as a regular customer of Wal-Mart. They have parkas, they have balaclavas, watch caps, Sorels, everything you need for very reasonable prices.

Posted by: Kevin at January 17, 2005 10:21 AM

Thanks for the tip. Can't believe I forgot about Kaplans - I used to live right by there.

Doh!

And thanks! To Kaplans I shall go!

Posted by: mitch at January 17, 2005 10:44 AM

No, No! Fleetfarm, that's where you get the incredibly warm and tough winter wear. And yes, they still have an full selection, even sizes for short fat men, not that I need them.

Target is for wiggers -- white teens who wish they were rap stars because they think they're cool. Or hip. Or neat-o. Or whatever the hell the new word is for that concept.

Posted by: nathan bissonette at January 21, 2005 03:53 PM
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