Unintended Consequences

First things first: Harassment of women is a bad thing. Don't do it. I sure don't.

Second things second: the way women get harassed on the street in major cities, especially places like New York and Chicago, is a disgrace. A lot of guys need to learn a lesson, and I'll at the very least noddingly support groups that combat it - at least to a reasonable extent. By "reasonable extent", I mean education.

I say this because if I ever saw anyone putting something like this under my windshield wiper:

Hey Guys Wanna Get Laid? Then Stop Harassing Women!

I would promptly say to them "Yes, those pants do make your ass look fat. And my sister had shoes like that - 'til Dad got a job. And that hair - did you cut it with a weed whacker?"

Because, whatever their pants, shoes, butts or hair, they'd deserve it. Assuming that someone is a harasser because they pee standing up is the nadir of cretinous bigotry.

That is all. Carry on.

Posted by Mitch at December 13, 2004 04:27 AM | TrackBack