"It's time for us to throw off the bad baggage of the old system. You remember the Red States used to be the slave states, right? That kills me"
Mental Health Minister Garofalo, 2007
The United States of Canada's Constitutional Convention of 2006 dragged on into 2007, and eventually into 2008.
This is Part II of the History of North America after the Great Secession of 2007.
When the final document was released, the 200 page Constitution (that was actually the average length of the versions released - California refused to ratify the Immigrants Rights sections of the charter) guaranteed the Rights of speech, press, assembly, housing, security, food, family leave, reproductive choice, family configuration, self-esteem, a balanced budget, healthcare, mental healthcare, education, voting/education/medical care rights for immigrants regardless of documentation status, a living wage, as well as freedom from religion, hate, and harassment.
The first 100 days were tumultuous for both of the new nations. Since the two nations couldn't agree on foreign commitments, all US troops were withdrawn from overseas, and the US Army, Navy and Air Force were in effect disbanded. Shortly thereafter, Peace Minister Kucinich inaugurated the new "Peace Force", a small paramilitary "peacekeeping" force that was completely integrated into the UN command.
The "Red" US, realizing that neither its tax base nor its organic commitments required a large military, retained a small Coast Guard using former USCG cutters, an enhanced Border Patrol, and a National Guard. "If there's one thing we don't need to worry about, it's those Blue Staters invading us", said Red Secretary of Defense Jeff Nguyen.
As tumultuous as foreign policy was, domestic relations were even moreso. The Prime Minister's Press Secretary, John Stewart, was quoted on "Meet the Press Branch" early in '07: "We have all the industry, all the media, all the people, all the brains, restaurants, all the love..."
The Red states had most of the food, of course - as well as a lot of thriving commercial and industrial areas. While they'd always been overshadowed by Silicon Valley, a number of small, decentralized commercial, development, scientific and industrial centers had been developing in places like Idaho, North Carolina, Utah, Florida, Texas and Colorado.
Many economists, including the New York Times' Spleetor Fandingding (nee Paul Krugman, who had changed his name under peculiar circumstances in late 2004), predicted that things would basically stay the same; "It's in eveyone's self-interest to keep things in a sort of stasis".
But things started changing; the changes were small, but they came on fairly quickly.
The Red Boom
The non-agribusiness sector in the US took off much more quickly than expected. There were many reasons - there was so much work to do to basically build a national infrastructure where none had existed, plenty of work awaited. A massive selloff of federal lands owned by an extranational federal government brought in billions of dollars of non-agribusiness currency. And the US didn't lack for any industrial infrastructure - the new nation had access to the many, many maquiladoras in Mexico that had been briefly idled by the USoC's "closed border" policies (of which more below). Las Vegas, Miami, and Orlando raked in extra billions, both for the gambling, tourism and entertainment markets and in foreign exchange fees. And the trips to Aspen and Vail that had entertained the Blue State elite during the old days were now overseas trips, complete with international fees and exchange taxes.
The New US abandoned the Income Tax for a radical, but reasonable, National Property Tax. Individuals and corporations - domestic and foreign - paid a small, flat annual tax on real and fiscal property holdings. The revenues were more than sufficient to pay the budget of the drastically-shrunken Federal Government. Further revenues came from taxes on "foreign" property and investment holdings in the US, notably the large tracts of former federal land that were bought by USoC nationals and European and Asian buyers.
"Corporate Welfare" was abolished; companies were no longer subsidized.
The healthcare system introduced a system of health savings accounts. Low-income catastrophic care was augmented by a small national subsidy in the form of a nationally-underwritten catastrophic care risk pool for low-income workers.
The tax revenue went to paying down the US's minimal combined state deficits, and ameliorating the readjustment in the agriculture business. Absent Washington's subsidies, the price of American agricultural products plunged. But again, without the subsidies, most of the major agribusiness conglomerates confined their business to the USoC, where subsidies and higher-margin crops made their operations more profitable. As a result, farming in the "Red States" underwent a bit of a shake-out - but not nearly as severe as had been predicted.
Freed of Washington's politics, the new USA negotiated lucrative agricultural trade agreements with much of the third world.
But the real revolution was electronic. As a money-saving and reliability-boosting measure, the US Government adopted the LINUX operating system as its software backbone. This created a massive, internal market for development work to support the sudden, vast divestment from imported Microsoft and IBM software. Massive development efforts occupied most of the US software development market, as companies worked overtime to supply the needs of government, business and an immense private sector. "Times have never been so good", said Tad Rawaljindipur of Boise's "Vishnuware", which provided the software that powered the new banking industry that arose to replace the largely "blue-state" banks who were frozen out of the US market. "Before the split, we had been developing a RecipeMinder for PalmOS. Today, our OpenBanc application tracks billions of dollars of EFT payments per day".
The New US defied predictions, and came right out of the gate with a booming economy.
The Blue Bust
The left-leaning USoC started out with big economic and social plans, immediately ratifying a French-Canadian/UN-sponsored "Bill of Universal Economic Liberties". The Bill included:
The tariffs brought retributive tariffs on USoC agricultural products from Central America and Eastern Europe - opening a large market for US agricultural goods to all of those markets.
Piffle-Schwartzwald-Van Beek instituted a punitive tariff against US agricultural goods. In response, the US enacted its first tariff - a 5% surcharge on all goods "imported" to the US from the USoC.
The effects were subtle, but started immediately.
Still, at the end of 2008, the situation was fairly impressive; the "Red" US was growing ("From what?" scoffed Minister of Intellectual Development Maureen Dowd), while the USoC's economy was stable.
Not all the news was good:
But nobody had seen a year like 2009 in recent human memory.
Part IV - World of Hurt
Part III - Death and Taxes
But Mitch, what happens in the South when Secretary of Religion James Dobson issues his order requiring mandatory Christian prayer in school, "For the good of all the unenlightened?"
Come on. The Kucinich wing of the Democratic party would be marginalized even in Blue State nation.
Posted by: Jeff Fecke at November 10, 2004 05:48 PMDr. Dobson would never want to be such a thing. There have never been any high profile Christians that have aspired to posts mandating religion even in the real world. However, Kucinich did advocate a "Peace Department"....in the "real" world. And PLENTY of leftists were all for him. Besides, what would "the unenlightened" care if they were in the "unenlightened" USofC? But, come to think of it, prayer use to be in schools (hmmm...back when there were NO metal detectors, NO police patrols, NO 13 yr old pregnancies, NO gangs...plenty of actual LEARNING, respect for elders, respect for others...well, you get the picture...)
Why do Christians scare you so?
Posted by: Colleen at November 10, 2004 07:13 PMI think most lefties are scared of Christians because they don't believe they've ever really met any and the ones they've seen portrayed in movies like Footloose were so mean.
Posted by: Gregg the obscure at November 10, 2004 07:51 PMMeanwhile, back at the oasis, what have the terrorists been doing?
Posted by: Rex at November 10, 2004 09:56 PM"The Secession Diaries" are funny. I don't care about the rest of it.
Posted by: Jarhead at November 10, 2004 11:11 PMBTW, don't forget we have Alaska. With the reduced population in the new USA we might be able to have "energy independence".
Life in the United Red States of America is sounding more appealing every day.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 11, 2004 06:47 AMThis stuff /is/ funny. Not necessarily realistic, but darn funny.
The religion thing is a good question though. I think we /would/ see more prayer in school, but not mandated. Islam would not longer be force fed. Also, red state's are less likely to move away from M$ I think, simply out of a lack of comfort or familiarity with the options.
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