I went to a meeting this morning in downtown Minneapolis.
In the elevator up to the branch office, I stood next to a couple - a very well-padded late-fortysomething woman wearing a Kedwards button on her coat (which looked like it had come pretty recently from Nordstrom's) and a short, thin, stooped fiftysomething guy with the sort of short, well-trimmed gray beard that screams "longtime MPR contributor and work for a non-profit".
WOMAN: Well, I'd love to be able to go visit Europe without having to worry about people attacking me for being American.Let me tell you a story.GUY: Yeah. I think we'll have to count on vacationing in a Blue state this year!
WOMAN: (somewhat animated) But I'd really like to be able to visit Europe sometime in my life. Maybe I'll just tell them I'm a Canadian!"
(GUY and WOMAN leave elevator)
Back in 1983, I went to Europe. The trip started with a three week tour with the Jamestown College Choir, and ended with a few weeks of bumming around the continent and the UK.
It was, of course, at the height of the Cold War. Anti-American feeling was pretty intense in some quarters.
I remember one night at a nearly-deserted dormitory we were bunking at in Paris (at L'Ecole Centrale d'Arts et Manufactures, for those familiar with the area, in the south 'burb of Chatenay Malabry - sort of the Burnsville of Paris), just after giving a concert at the Cathedral of Notre Dame. Paris was riven with riots at the time - students were up in arms over, if I recall correctly, the price of croissant in their cafeterias, and were looting and burning much of central Paris in retaliation. A few of my choirmates and I (Ron Monson, "Tuba" Moser, Rich Larson, Mark Strobel and I, if memory serves) were sitting on the stoop, comparing notes about what we'd seen in the city. Suddenly, fireworks started going off all around us. A couple of Frog college boys were dropping Chats Noirs from the third floor. We restrained ourself from running upstairs on a Search and Destroy, which was probably best for us and them (the average French man is smaller than my dog, and we were all corn-fed North Dakota guys). It was June 6th, if memory serves. Welcome to France? Glad to be here, Nozzeules Du Ass.
Later that evening, I went across the street, alone, to grab a beer. Background: If I have a big advantage over most tourists, it's that I'm completely unafraid to try other languages. You could send me to Vietnam, and within a day I'll try to order my meal in Vietnamese; I might order Bun Heo Nuong (grilled skewered porkchops on cellophane noodles), and end up with boiled dog lungs on toast (or in jail), but I'll keep trying, and eventually be able to take care of business. I was doing this in French; it was the only language my high school offered that I never took (I took a year each of Latin and Spanish, in addition to three of German, in which I also minored in college), but I'd spent the previous couple of days picking up the survival-level stuff I needed ("Deux Bier, s'il vous plait!", "A bas l'Francais!", "Les Chars Blindees! Les Chars d'Allemagne! Allez Vite! Allez!", and "Attencion, Monquiez Surrendeux aux consommez du Fromage"), and had a good enough ear to deliver my pigeon-French with a German accent.
So I walked into a bar, and ordered a Belle Strasbourgoise (sp?) beer, piling on the German accent thickly enough to cover my Americanness, but not enough to provoke panic and surrender. "Deux Franc, said the bartender - two francs, about thirty cents back then. Vive la France, I thought as I paid, and tipped one to boot, and settled back to watch the scenery.
A group of Americans came in, jabbering in English. The bartender cocked an eyebrow at Frenchman sitting two seats down (who smiled back), and went to take the order.
He addressed the Yanks in French, natch. "We'll have four BELL STRASBURG BEERS", replied a twentysomething woman in a U of Michigan sweatshirt, leaning on BEERS as if extra emphasis would make the order more clear.
"Quatre Strasboo", responded the bartender. He poured the drinks, and went back to the Americans. "Trawsomm Fronc" (I told you I wasn't good at French), he asked. The Americans paid thirty francs for the four beers.
They more than tripled the price when they heard the accent.
I'm thinking today - I'll bet those Americans would have paid the regular market price for those beers if we'd elected Jimmy Carter, instead. Right?
Right?
Simple fact: The French detest us. They almost always have, barring a couple of times where their national survival hinged on our ignoring that fact. America was their Waterloo long before Waterloo was; the Seven Years War and the Louisiana Purchase were a great turning point in French history, and not a good one; the loss of their territories in the Western Hemisphere represented the beginning of the ebb of French imperial designs. Sure, they sent us guns, troops and ships during the Revolution - because they saw our revolution as a thorn in Britain's side; when we didn't turn into a French client state (indeed, when we fought a brief, undeclared war against France in the early 1800s), the animosity returned, where except for the odd period or two where we saved their asses, it's been there ever since. (Sure, some French love us. God bless 'em. As France will be becoming a Moslem nation in the next half-century or so, good luck to 'em).
Other Euro nations and peoples think lots of things about us, from the contemptuous to the admiring. It comes from a lot of sources; historical and territorial envy, contempt for American society, art, values, faiths, occasional gratitude for the hundreds of thousands of boys we lost convincing the Europeans that mutual self-destruction was outre...
But whatever the source, there are a few questions you need to ask yourself when the subject of European (especially French) attitudes toward the US go:
And finally,
Many years ago (1970's), one of my co-workers went to Paris as a college student. In the subway, he was trying to figure out which train he needed to take. He went to a ticket booth and asked the man behind the window.
"I don't speak English."
"But I just want to know which train. . . "
"I already told you, I don't speak English."
But I'm sure if you elevator liberals where their Kerry button, they'll be just fine.
Posted by: JamesPh. at October 15, 2004 05:44 PMAs Christopher Hitchens points out, Europe's solidarity with America, the victim of 9/11, was obviously rather superficial, if it could be turned around completely over the fate of Saddam Hussein. The Iraq war is a convenient excuse for France and Germany to trash America, not a reason.
Posted by: RBMN at October 17, 2004 10:49 AMI think Mark Twain adequately summed up the French National Identity when he said:
"France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France."
Thank God for Poland and Bulgaria!
Posted by: gitchigumi at October 17, 2004 03:31 PMive been all over europe
my first trip was in 1972 for 3 months
i studied for college and traveled on a student 60 day rail pass
most ppl i meant were fine
bla bla bla
sigh i really havent meant many mean ppl there
even to my trip to paris and the riviera last year
they dont like bush
they didnt like reagan
they didnt like nixon
so what else is new
we cant run our country based on european sentiments
european nations mostly were colonial powers
they screwed up the middle east, africa, and east asia, we are just fixing their mess and as usual we get no credit
live with it, it will never change
Posted by: r bielke at October 19, 2004 12:06 AMgod bless america and Pres. Bush