Hollywood Parallel?

David Strom - the junior contributor to Margaret Martin's "Our House" blog, has the perfect simile for the Kerry campaign these days:

The Kerry campaign is beginning to look a lot like a large-scale replay of the Caine Mutiny.

Kerry, "old yellowstain," is seeing conspiracies everywhere.

Bush is lying.

About everything.

About what in particular?

Everything. His service in the national guard...his economic plan...the war...Michael Moore's belt size...

The charges are flying by the hour. First there is Halliburton. Now, a "secret plan" to expand troops in Iraq.

(Of course, as you may have guessed by now, Kerry himself has advocated increasing troop presence in Iraq, but never mind that...)

All these accusations are coming out IN ONE DAY! Talk about stepping on your own story!

The key is the strawberries.

Well, you sorta just did, but there's more.

All Bogart references should, of course, be vetted with Red.