Twice

Ed quotes Terry MacAuliffe on Kerry's alleged time in Cambodia:

Q: Does it bother you that the Democrats have nominated a candidate that told a fable about spending Christmas in Cambodia on the floor of the United States Senate?

A: John Kerry went to Cambodia twice. He was over in Viet Nam and at one point, as you know, he took some CIA operatives into Cambodia, and he did a lot more than George Bush ever did for his country. George Bush never got to Viet Nam.

Oh, my.

That's very specific - not "a couple" or "several" times. Twice.

That must mean there were dates and times and places, all in equally-specific detail, as well. Right?

Specific dates and times and places where the US Navy SEALs and the CIA opted to eschew traditional means of infiltrating neutral countries - covert means, like parachutes, choppers and good old shoe leather - to opt for a hot-shot Yalie Lieutenant driving a boat that sounded like a large-block engine with glass-paks, and a silhouette like a small tract house.

I'm sure those dates and times will be forthcoming.

Won't they?