Spring Cleaning: Searching For Something

Periodically it's fun to see what search engine phrases bring people to "Shot In The Dark".

And sometimes it's frightening.

This is a piece from early 2004 that I found while cleaning out my old drafts. I'm finishing and running a few of these. Call it lazy, call it recycling, call it Gladys, but it seemed like a thought I wanted to finish.

"unfit for command" tops the list: I'm apparently a source just via association with Ed and Powerline.

On the other hand, "Katherine Lanpher" drew a couple hundred searches, "naked guys" 61, and of all things "alix kendall" - the Channel 9 morning show anchor - 32 more, apparently based on me saying she was way hot back in 2002. (Not that I wasn't right - but 32 hits?)

Bree Schuette, the woman in Doug Grow's sob story from earlier in the summer, drew 26 hits. Former FrankenNet star, and unaccountably righteous babe Sue Ellicott brought 21 here.

But "ground rule triple"? "shafting the poles?"

I'm flattered to be among those searched for "conservative rockers", but "cathy wurzer"?

Someone was having a bad day: "here at the spawn of satan convention in boston trackback". No, actually two people were having a bad day.

As to "maltese whores", "melissa maerz", "criminals are normal"and "18 year old guys naked" - I leave you to your own devices.