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June 25, 2004

The Plain Story

As I said the other day, the real story behind thelate Plain Layne was, in its way, more interesting than the three-year tale itself.

In retrospect, I should have kept my mouth shut before writing this piece the other day. On the other hand, there are people out there who've done the most amazing detective work - and when I say "amazing", I mean "some of you people frighten me". I'm going back and forth about putting a smiley after the previous sentence.

However - the truth is not only out there, but in fact it's right here.

Read the whole thing; it includes a few object lessons in life that far transcend anything "Layne" ever said; I have to say that my talk with Layne "Emitter" the other night was one of the most fascinating I've ever had.

Here's the money quote, on a level that's both mundane and still endlessly fascinating; it's about writing, art, blogging - really, about living:

Layne started to care because I started to care -- about her, but more importantly about the friends she made, her connections in the electron flow. Probably because she was me, or at least big swaths of me. I felt with her heart, which was always my own. A sublimation, in other words. Layne kept running every morning at 5 AM when I couldn't. Layne had her whole life ahead of her when I didn't. Layne could choose to marry any boy or girl she wanted, when I have kids who'll probably graduate from college without me and a wife who needs to be set up for life after I'm gone.

I could bore you with additional details about Plain Layne -- who Layne was modeled after, ditto for Mark her ex-boyfriend, all their experiences in Minnesota and California and Mexico, her family and friends and lovers too -- but what's the point? This was never a professional exercise, some attempt to cull material for a novel or media exposé. I already wrote a novel instead of my doctoral dissertation and discovered that writing doesn't pay much and doesn't pay steady. This was different. This was me living vicariously through a character I created, displacing emotions I couldn't bear to feel at the time, all the good and all the bad.

At the height of the hoax, "Layne" gave me one great bit of advice in an offline email: Do what you love, you never know what'll happen. It was a comment that sparked the germ of the idea that eventually became the Northern Alliance Radio Network. For that, I'm thankful, no matter who Layne was.

Adios, Layne. And a tip of the hat to "emitter".

Posted by Mitch at June 25, 2004 10:09 AM
Comments

Wow. Thanks for passing that on, it closes the book somewhat.

I guess I still have two lingering questions:

1. What the exit on purpose, or by sheer accident?

2. Who is the girl in the pictures?

Posted by: Jay at June 25, 2004 10:30 AM

I hate it when people lie in e-mail and on the internet. If they're not who they say they are, then they're asking for space on my emotional hard drive under false pretenses. To hell with Emitter and Acanit or whoever they really are. I really really care about people and when I'm made a fool for doing that, it doesn't matter whether they stole money from me or just played on my sympathy. This guy (another alias, I'm wagering) needs serious emotional help.

Posted by: Brian Jones at June 25, 2004 11:27 AM

Wow. Fascinating.

Posted by: red at June 25, 2004 11:36 AM

Jay, I don't know that "Emitter" will ever tell us.

Unfortunately, or Fortunately, however you see it, there is enough interest in this story and enough people who have a "vested interest" in Layne as a being that they won't let this go without closure and more detective work and questions being answered. I just hope that this doesn't devolve into petty and catty physical or other confrontations.

Yes, all were led astray. Some invested considerable emotion into something that in the end was a lie, but after all, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Getting emotionally involved over the 'net is begging for trouble. Its really too bad that this is the case and sort of a commentary on the 'net itself, where for the most part, people are anonymous and everyone can be what they always wanted to be. The 15 minutes of Warholian fame is ripe for the picking to everyone with a dial-up connection. A societal comment, when you think about it.

So go on, do all your detective work. There is a case to be made that the fella made these things public in the first place and he can't just ask for a do-over now. But please, do not hound this person any more than beyond the bounds of your keyboard and good taste. Esteem him, or pity him, but leave well enough alone and chalk this up to having been had. Hopefully smarter and wiser, if not a little bit more cynical.

Remember the immortal words, sung by Harold Hill:
"I flinch, I shy, when the lass with the delicate air goes by
I smile, I grin, when the gal with a touch of sin walks in.
I hope, and I pray, for a Hester to win just one more "A"
The sadder-but-wiser girl's the girl for me.
The sadder-but-wiser girl for me."

Posted by: Kaptin Marko at June 25, 2004 11:36 AM

If you talk to Layne, aka The Emitter, again would you encourage him to keep blogging? I think he is a fabulous writer and would like to continue reading his work.

Posted by: Susan at June 25, 2004 05:30 PM

Is "Emitter" as narcissistic a fellow as he appears in his post? It's not that I was expecting an apology; I find the current craze for demanding apologies to be tiresome. But I don't see any sign that he's considered the effect of his deception (not just in the blog, but in email, IM, and other blogs' comments) on the people who were taken in. Such a lack of consideration is typical of the con-man personality, isn't it? Maybe all those people in the pictures weren't in on the gag after all. Maybe they were just used. Oh, and as much as I loved the prose writing, remember when Layne got on a poetry kick? Man, that stuff sucked.

Posted by: Sporkadelic at June 25, 2004 07:53 PM

There's a small problem with his "confession."

He claims acanit was inspired by the Kaycee Nicole debacle. However, acanit appears to have started on January 2, 2001, as shown on this page in the internet archive:
http://web.archive.org/web/20011127035010/www.geocities.com/acanit/

The Kaycee Nicole story didn't break until about May 20, 2001, over 4 months later! How could acanit have been inspired by something that hadn't happened yet?

I suppose he could have back dated those entries, but it *is* very odd.

Posted by: Dave Van at June 26, 2004 01:18 AM

Thanks for the update, Mitch. You were the person who first broke this story, and gave people the closure that they needed.

I'm quite satisfied with where everything is right now, even though some people are obviously very upset (and rightly so, in my opinion). I still don't know for sure who "Layne" was (i.e. the girl in the pictures) and frankly, I don't care anymore.

You couldn't make the events of the past two weeks up... no one would believe you! But it all *DID* happen. This is easily the craziest thing I have ever been part of.

Posted by: Ryan/Quiplash at June 26, 2004 09:47 AM

It was so obvious to me that it was fake,
it's a little strange to see how some are
so pissed off to find that out. Yet the
comments on the site made its clear
that many were buying the story hook,
line and sinker.

I must say that I like how the author was
smoked out of his hiding. By his reaction,
I'd lay odds that he doesn't want this
story getting out. I doubt very seriously
that all the people in those photos were
willing participants in the story. They
might not be happy to see how there photos
were used.

Posted by: JackieBrown at June 26, 2004 11:52 PM

Another interesting facet of the acanit mystery: Acanit was online even before her now famous journals. She had a yahoo briefcase with photos of an absolutely gorgeous young lady. She also spent some time at a dating website where she stated ties to Southern California. I can't say for sure it wasn't all a hoax, but I saw these photos before the Sex Pistols journal and it makes the Emitter story not seem plausable.

Posted by: Damon at July 2, 2004 04:29 PM
hi