Get a Ross synthetic bag (looks like wetsuit material, including a honking big zipper), and you never have to mess with seasoning your leather bag again.

You know what it's great for? Once when I was a kid I drank almost a whole case of foster's. ended up puking my guts out, cleaned it up (mostly) but couldn't get rid of the stink.

Aaaah, bagpip resin. I really didn't even need to open the can, just the case the bagpipes were in.

I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for the seven-inch cut on my leg and the black eye.

I have, beyond a doubt, the most eclectic commenters...

I don't have room in the budget for a new bag right now - but when I do, the Ross is at the top of the list...