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May 28, 2004

Minnesota Numb

In Minnesota - where the legislature yells "Off What?" when MADD yells "Jump" - getting pulled over after a couple of drinks is an automatic world of legal and financial hurt, no matter what the circumstances; the draconian laws, administered by the half-witted closet tyrants who run the lockups (at least in Ramsey county) combine to make driving after a few drinks a truly wretched experience.

In Minnesota, it's even illegal to vote after a couple of drinks - as if that would make your decisions any dumber than the choice 48% of your fellow citizens made last election.

But the DFL at the legislature? Dealing with billions of dollars, our childrens' education, and our state's future?

Party up!

By the way - read the coverage. In a legislative session where the media has never shied away from telling us [GOP!] the party [GOP!] they felt [GOP!] was ruining [GOP!] the state and abolishing [GOP!] "Minnesota Nice", there is suddenly no referene to the party whose legislators have turned the Capitol into the world's most official frat party [DFL!].

Oh, yeah - and who was bellying up to the bar in the legislators' offices?

Lobbyists.

I thought it was the GOP that was enslaved by special interests?

Suddenly, the local media discovers fairness and balance?

Posted by Mitch at May 28, 2004 05:20 AM
Comments

What, you did not really expect the news media in this town to really folllow up on this story now did you? They would much rather follow up on the real stories in the local news, like Garnett apologizing for his remarks that "may have offended" people involved with the war in Iraq etc. Dean Johnson and his crew were too busy playing victim to the bad old GOP machine that we all know really runs the state to notice that a few of his own people were in the sack with a bunch of lobbyists. (Well ok... they were in the bag, but you get my point.)

Posted by: Leo at May 28, 2004 08:46 AM

The Star Tribune published an article on the DFL booze scandel on page 2B under the fold. It is an classic how-to case study of how to hide embarrassing news for your side.

1) Hide the story inside another story. The headline reads "Pawlenty Signs 0.08 Limit Into Law"
(http://www.startribune.com/stories/587/4799707.html), which has nothing to do with having booze parties in DFL chambers.

2) Quote comments that make it sound like a general problem and ignore the fact it was the DFL that got busted. "Tim Pawlenty said Thursday that it's time to tighten up on drinking in the State Capitol. He called for prohibiting alcohol use in the Captiol complex during legislative sessions." No mention of the DFL frat party that was caught on tape (yet). And no mention that drinking by state employees including DFL aides while on duty is already illegal.

3) Blame the messenger. "All the concern from top officials stemmed from a KMSP-TV report Wednesday night of drinking in Capitol offices by lobbyists, aides and at least one state representative..." If it wasn't for that darn KMSP-TV. And uhm it was DFL offices.. hello?

4) Hey everybody does it. "Drinking in the Capitol 'was common years ago, even on the House floor,' Pawlenty said." (With so many quotes from the governor if you didn't read carefully you'd get he impression the kegger was in the gov's offices) DFLers don't seem to want to be quoted.

5) Finally reveal the bad news in paragraph 9 but mention it only in passing while making the primary point that it's partisan attack. "KMSP, however, looked only into Senate DFL offices in the Capitol building; all House members and Senate Republicans have quarters in the State Office Building across the street. Still, state Republican chairman Ron Eibensteiner took the opportunity to flay his partisan rivals over the report."

To summarize: use a misleading headline, use obfuscatory quotes, blame the story on someone else, then claim it is a partisan attack.

Posted by: Gideon at May 28, 2004 02:41 PM

Gideon,

Beautiful.

Posted by: mike at May 28, 2004 03:13 PM
hi