This Just In

I just got this off the AP wire:

Boston (AP): The Massachusetts Supreme Court has just ruled that men may give birth.

The ruling - brought by a group seeking full equality for men - means that for the first time, men will be able to carry fetuses to birth.

"This is a huge victory" said Pat Wess-Hess, an activist in the field. "It now means the institution of childbirth is fully equal".

Efforts to pass such a law through the legislative process had consistently failed. Critic John Smith said "Y'know, it's kinda absurd - for millions of years, the child-bearing process was something that women did".

Wess-Hess responded "There was a time people thought there were biological justifications for slavery, too! And besides - lots of women are bad mothers - what guarantee do you have that men will be any worse?"

Men are reported to be flying to Massachusetts to start giving birth. According to the Massachusetts Supreme Court, it will be legal at 12:01AM Thursday morning.