The Foul-Mouthed Sandy Pappas is

The Foul-Mouthed Sandy Pappas is hard at work in St. Paul, making Minnesota safer for illegal immigrants, orphanage-bashers, big porkbarrel projects and the teachers' union - but making it a crime to talk on your cell phone in your car.

We get the government we deserve. I hate to think we're this bad, though.