Cold Lampin' with Diddy -

Cold Lampin' with Diddy - Slate addresses the would-be Don King of the 21st century, Puff Dad...er, P-Diddy...er, Sean John...er, Sean "Puffy" Combs. It - and the stories about similar hip-hop megacapitalist Master P - explain less about hip-hop culture than they do about...

...yes, why America is a great place! As long as there's a P.T. Barnum working some room somewhere in this country, things can't be all bad.