Try to Comprehend the Horror

Try to Comprehend the Horror - The Minneapolis Police Department has a reputation for thumping first and thinking later. The Minneapolis Public Schools are a mess. They have higher crime per capita than St. Paul, their city council and other officials have been getting dinged for corruption, they're about to lose two sports franchises, and they're just not as cool as St. Paul...

...but what gets Doug Grow really upset is those damned scantily-clad waitresses at the potential Downtown Hooters.

You can hear the teeth gnashing.