The Hokey Pokey, As Written

The Hokey Pokey, As Written By Shakespeare - This is credited to Jeff Brechlin, of the Washington Style Invitational:

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

And now, I'm off to my interview.

Posted by Mitch at July 16, 2003 09:01 AM