Quagmire Index Revised - The

Quagmire Index Revised - The word is out:

Now that Saddam Hussein's sons are dead, a panel of journalists has revised the official Iraq Quagmire Index. According to the new benchmark, all violence against Coalition troops should cease immediately, since Uday and Qusay Hussein are gone.

Scrappleface reports. You decide?

Studies of American news consumers show they appreciate the Quagmire Index because it eliminates the need to consider and remember numerous facts. For journalists it saves time, and bypasses the discomfort of careful news analysis.

Satire?

Posted by Mitch at July 23, 2003 07:08 AM