Real, or Satire? - Which

Real, or Satire? - Which is satire, and which is reality: A, or B. Remember - no fair peeking:

A - "U.N. Troops to Lead 'Operation Haughty Weasel':"It's really a goodwill gesture," said U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan. "We want to let the Iraqi people know that even though we opposed their liberation, we still love their petroleum. So...you know...no hard feelings."

B - "The UN declared Aidid an outlaw and, using troops (and US helicopters) ill-equipped for such a mission, began trying to track him down. The UN raids resulted in many Somali deaths, which had the effect of uniting Aidid's clan behind him. So when Clinton reluctantly agreed in August to send Task Force Ranger, an elite force of commandos backed by US Army Rangers, to accomplish the job more professionally, the stage was set for "Black Hawk Down".

All right, dumb question.

But the UN's record at fighting terror - from Mogadishu (where they set the stage for the Black Hawk Down incident) to the Congo (where they set the stage for as ghastly a genocide has has ever happened) is as worthless as the Democrats need it to be.