Tick Tock - Ripped from

Tick Tock - Ripped from the headlines:

"The government of Iran has begun preparations to resist a military invasion by the United States scheduled for the year 2015. The attack will come after 12 years of attempts to get Iran to cooperate with United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding its nuclear program...

...A high-ranking Iranian official said his nation's war plans are based on a study of the history of U.S. and U.N. policy toward Iraq.

'We know the clock is ticking,' said the unnamed source. 'We only have so much time before the international community takes action against us.'"

Sometimes it's hard to know where Scrappleface ends and real life begins.

Posted by Mitch at September 10, 2003 10:35 AM