"Ooh, That's an Ugly Bomb"

"Ooh, That's an Ugly Bomb" - Pioneer Press media critic Brian "The Press Isn't Liberal!" Lambert exhibits his keen understanding of weapons of mass destruction:

ABC's "bomb" — a "device" so nasty and obvious-looking you'd swear Bullwinkle's nemesis, Boris Badenov, wired the thing together — is a 15-pound chunk of depleted uranium with wiring and assorted mechanisms in a briefcase. While too small for a nuclear bomb, 15 pounds of uranium would be more than sufficient for a dirty bomb.

We need to train the D of HS to look for "nasty" weapons. I guess everyone coming into the US wearing a colostomy bag is in for a tour in Guantanamo.