You Know Who You Are

You Know Who You Are - You belong to a political party that claims to represent the average American - but when they vote for Republicans anyway, you declare that most Average Americans are morons.

You believe the media are really, really conservative.

You believe that Bush was "selected, not elected", and that if only [insert conspiratorial Republican-dominated body] not interfered with the recount, Bush would have won.

Voters, media, institutions - you think the whole world is a conspiracy of dunces, who are thwarting your righteous mission to create a better world!

And it's your opponents who are paranoid.