Fundamentally Unfair - The current

Fundamentally Unfair - The current style among younger women involves low-rider pants, high-cut tops, and bare midriffs.

Even though I'm 40, single, and live a block from a college, I have no problem with this. I can put up with it, in fact; call it my contribution to the First Amendment.

However, it illustrates a fundamental unfairness of life. When a 40 year old guy rides around on a bike wearing pants that are too low in back (not writing autobiographically, here), it's called "Plumber's Crack". When a 21-year-old girl does it, it causes cars to swerve onto the boulevard.